C60麻辣风波与修罗场

作品:《[足坛]集邮女

    [本章配合You

    Need

    To

    Calm

    Down——Taylor

    Swift食用更佳]

    可可频繁地在纽约与奥兰多之间来回得到了媒体的注意,他们并未公开,也没有刻意去掩饰——这不是需要掩饰的秘密,两个人是迪士尼的常客,几乎隔几天来玩一次,直到媒体开始专门在里面蹲点才改变行程。

    [——我可追星成功?]

    [——CoKa是真的!]

    [——卡卡不是因为她才离婚吧?!]

    [——不是,已经和平分手了]

    [——还是球星好,才离婚就有倒贴的]

    [——赌一把这次几个月能分手]

    [——请楼上说人话]

    [——希望可可这次是真爱,我的卡交给你了]

    [——醒醒吧,渣可没官宣等于白给]

    ……

    得不到可可与里卡多同居证据的媒体试图制造话题,强迫她给出回应,比如在社交网络上讨论‘可可·怀特并没有给卡卡带来好处,反而使奥兰多城主客场两场连败’,以及‘足坛的可可·怀特效应是否能和篮球界的卡戴珊效应相提并论?’——自从2010年6月湖人夺冠之后,卡戴珊效应便在全美盛传开来,只要一位球员找了卡戴珊家族的女人当女友,他所在的球队就能夺冠。

    媒体闻风而动,可可只得暂缓了奥兰多的行程,留在了纽约,等待事情平息,正值VMA美国音乐录影带大奖前夕,妮琪·米娜因《Anaconda》与《Feeling

    Myself》MV未获年度最佳提名在推特上接连抱怨结果不公,最后更是暗指泰勒凭借白人种族优势和瘦削的身材抢了她的提名。

    @NICKIMINAJ:

    If

    was

    different

    kind

    of

    artist,

    Anaconda

    would

    be

    nominated

    for

    best

    choreo

    and

    vid

    of

    the

    year

    as

    well.

    @NICKIMINAJ:

    When

    the

    other

    girls

    drop

    video

    that

    breaks

    records

    and

    impacts

    culture

    they

    get

    that

    nomination.

    @NICKIMINAJ:

    If

    your

    vid

    celebrates

    women

    with

    very

    slim

    bodies,

    you

    will

    be

    nominated

    for

    vid

    of

    the

    year.

    当天泰勒便针对最后一条推特作出了回应——女歌手中获得录影带年度最佳提名的只有她的《Bad

    Blood》与碧昂丝的《711》,而妮琪提到的“瘦削身材的女孩们”明显是剑指坏血。

    @&lt;a href=mailto:&lt;a href=”mailto:&lt;a href=&quot;mailto:<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#3440554d585b4647435d52400507747a7d777f7d797d7a757e0e7d121704070d0f4251"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="e397829a8f8c9190948a8597d2d0a3adaaa0a8aaaeaaada2a9">[email protected]</span>:I've</a>

    done

    nothing

    but

    love&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#1a6e7b63767568696d737c6e2b295a54535951535753545b5020533c392a2923216c7f"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="c4b0a5bda8abb6b7b3ada2b0f5f7848a8d878f8d898d8a858e">[email protected]</span>:I've</a>

    done

    nothing

    but

    love&lt;/a&gt;”&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#d6a2b7afbab9a4a5a1bfb0a2e7e596989f959d9f9b9f98979cec9ff0f5e6e5efeda0b3"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="e591849c898a9796928c8391d4d6a5abaca6aeaca8acaba4af">[email protected]</span>:I've</a>

    done

    nothing

    but

    love&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#5420352d383b2627233d32206567141a1d171f1d191d1a151e6e1d727764676d6f2231"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="dda9bca4b1b2afaeaab4bba9ecee9d93949e96949094939c97">[email protected]</span>:I've</a>

    done

    nothing

    but

    love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&quot;&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#790d180015160b0a0e101f0d484a3937303a3230343037383343305f5a494a40420f1c"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="087c697164677a7b7f616e7c393b4846414b43414541464942">[email protected]</span>:I've</a>

    done

    nothing

    but

    love&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#205441594c4f5253574946541113606e69636b696d696e616a1a6906031013191b5645"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="a5d1c4dcc9cad7d6d2ccc3d19496e5ebece6eeece8ecebe4ef">[email protected]</span>:I've</a>

    done

    nothing

    but

    love&lt;/a&gt;”&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#dfabbea6b3b0adaca8b6b9abeeec9f91969c94969296919e95e596f9fcefece6e4a9ba"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="0672677f6a697475716f6072373546484f454d4f4b4f48474c">[email protected]</span>:I've</a>

    done

    nothing

    but

    love&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#5e2a3f2732312c2d2937382a6f6d1e10171d15171317101f146417787d6e6d6765283b"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="106471697c7f6263677976642123505e59535b595d595e515a">[email protected]</span>:I've</a>

    done

    nothing

    but

    love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&support

    you.It's

    unlike

    you

    to

    pit

    women

    against

    each

    other.

    Maybe

    one

    of

    the

    men

    took

    you

    slot…

    @NICKIMINAJ:Huh?U

    must

    not

    be

    reading

    my

    tweets.Didn't

    say

    word

    about

    u.I

    love

    just

    as

    much.But

    should

    speak

    on

    &lt;a href=mailto:&lt;a href=”mailto:&lt;a href=&quot;mailto:<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#7c0814150f523c081d0510130e0f0b151a084d4f5a1b08470814150f523c081d0510130e0f0b151a084d4f5a100847531d5a1b0847"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="5a2e323329741a2e3b23363528292d333c2e6b69">[email protected]</span>&gt;<span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="d0a4b8b9a3fe90a4b1a9bcbfa2a3a7b9b6a4e1e3">[email protected]</span>&lt;/a&gt;</a>”&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#592d31302a77192d382035362b2a2e303f2d686a7f3e2d622d31302a77192d382035362b2a2e303f2d686a7f352d6276387f3e2d627f352d6276387f3e2d627f282c362d627f3e2d622d31302a77192d382035362b2a2e303f2d686a7f3e2d622d31302a77192d382035362b2a2e303f2d686a7f352d6276387f3e2d62"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="55213d3c267b1521342c393a2726223c33216466">[email protected]</span>&gt;<span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="2d5945445e036d594c5441425f5e5a444b591c1e">[email protected]</span>&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&quot;&gt;<span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="92e6fafbe1bcd2e6f3ebfefde0e1e5fbf4e6a3a1">[email protected]</span>&gt;<span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="34405c5d471a7440554d585b4647435d52400507">[email protected]</span>&lt;/a&gt;</a>”&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#eb9f838298c5ab9f8a92878499989c828d9fdad8cd8c9fd09f838298c5ab9f8a92878499989c828d9fdad8cd879fd0c48acd8c9fd0cd879fd0c48acd8c9fd0cd879fd0c48acd8c9fd0"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="add9c5c4de83edd9ccd4c1c2dfdedac4cbd99c9e">[email protected]</span>&gt;<span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="e7938f8e94c9a793869e8b889594908e8193d6d4">[email protected]</span>&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</a>

    @&lt;a href=mailto:&lt;a href=”mailto:&lt;a href=&quot;mailto:<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#4a04030901030703040b000a3e2b33262538393d232c3e7b7970036c697a79737127"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="16585f555d5f5b5f58575c5662776f7a796465617f70622725">[email protected]</span>:I'm</a>

    still

    confused

    as

    to

    why

    just

    tweeted

    me

    when

    made

    it

    abundantly

    clear&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#044a4d474f4d494d4a454e4470657d686b7677736d627035373e4d222734373d3f69"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="d39d9a90989a9e9a9d929993a7b2aabfbca1a0a4bab5a7e2e0">[email protected]</span>:I'm</a>

    still

    confused

    as

    to

    why

    just

    tweeted

    me

    when

    made

    it

    abundantly

    clear&lt;/a&gt;”&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#4a04030901030703040b000a3e2b33262538393d232c3e7b7970036c697a79737127"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="e7a9aea4acaeaaaea9a6ada793869e8b889594908e8193d6d4">[email protected]</span>:I'm</a>

    still

    confused

    as

    to

    why

    just

    tweeted

    me

    when

    made

    it

    abundantly

    clear&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#eda3a4aea6a4a0a4a3aca7ad998c9481829f9e9a848b99dcded7a4cbceddded4d680"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="0f41464c44464246414e454f7b6e7663607d7c7866697b3e3c">[email protected]</span>:I'm</a>

    still

    confused

    as

    to

    why

    just

    tweeted

    me

    when

    made

    it

    abundantly

    clear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&quot;&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#bdf3f4fef6f4f0f4f3fcf7fdc9dcc4d1d2cfcecad4dbc98c8e87f49b9e8d8e8486d0"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="d29c9b91999b9f9b9c939892a6b3abbebda0a1a5bbb4a6e3e1">[email protected]</span>:I'm</a>

    still

    confused

    as

    to

    why

    just

    tweeted

    me

    when

    made

    it

    abundantly

    clear&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#632d2a20282a2e2a2d22292317021a0f0c1110140a05175250592a454053505a580e"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="9ad4d3d9d1d3d7d3d4dbd0daeefbe3f6f5e8e9edf3fceeaba9">[email protected]</span>:I'm</a>

    still

    confused

    as

    to

    why

    just

    tweeted

    me

    when

    made

    it

    abundantly

    clear&lt;/a&gt;”&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#4b05020800020602050a010b3f2a32272439383c222d3f7a7871026d687b78727026"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="6b25222820222622252a212b1f0a12070419181c020d1f5a58">[email protected]</span>:I'm</a>

    still

    confused

    as

    to

    why

    just

    tweeted

    me

    when

    made

    it

    abundantly

    clear&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#baf4f3f9f1f3f7f3f4fbf0facedbc3d6d5c8c9cdd3dcce8b8980f39c998a898381d7"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="f0beb9b3bbb9bdb9beb1bab08491899c9f828387999684c1c3">[email protected]</span>:I'm</a>

    still

    confused

    as

    to

    why

    just

    tweeted

    me

    when

    made

    it

    abundantly

    clear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;…

    妮琪直接否认了自己的明示——无论她的话有多刻薄、指责有多明显,她始终没提到泰勒的名字,所以她可以有恃无恐,只要不承认,谁也不能把她怎么样,而只因获得多项提名便受到朋友迁怒令泰勒无法接受,战火一触即发。

    @&lt;a href=mailto:&lt;a href=”mailto:&lt;a href=&quot;mailto:<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#4b3f2a32272439383c222d3f7a780b05020800020602050a0171022d"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="c0b4a1b9acafb2b3b7a9a6b4f1f3808e89838b898d898e818a">[email protected]</span>:If</a>

    win&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#4f3b2e3623203d3c3826293b7e7c0f01060c04060206010e05750629"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="5b2f3a22373429282c323d2f6a681b15121810121612151a11">[email protected]</span>:If</a>

    win&lt;/a&gt;”&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#3d495c4451524f4e4a545b490c0e7d73747e76747074737c7707745b"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="a9ddc8d0c5c6dbdadec0cfdd989ae9e7e0eae2e0e4e0e7e8e3">[email protected]</span>:If</a>

    win&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#2b5f4a52474459585c424d5f1a186b65626860626662656a6111624d"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="96e2f7effaf9e4e5e1fff0e2a7a5d6d8dfd5dddfdbdfd8d7dc">[email protected]</span>:If</a>

    win&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&quot;&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#fe8a9f8792918c8d8997988acfcdbeb0b7bdb5b7b3b7b0bfb4c4b798"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="582c392134372a2b2f313e2c696b1816111b13111511161912">[email protected]</span>:If</a>

    win&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#285c495144475a5b5f414e5c191b6866616b6361656166696212614e"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="3246534b5e5d4041455b54460301727c7b71797b7f7b7c7378">[email protected]</span>:If</a>

    win&lt;/a&gt;”&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#4430253d282b3637332d22307577040a0d070f0d090d0a050e7e0d22"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="d5a1b4acb9baa7a6a2bcb3a1e4e6959b9c969e9c989c9b949f">[email protected]</span>:If</a>

    win&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#196d786075766b6a6e707f6d282a5957505a5250545057585323507f"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="8efaeff7e2e1fcfdf9e7e8fabfbdcec0c7cdc5c7c3c7c0cfc4">[email protected]</span>:If</a>

    win&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;,

    please e

    up

    with

    me!!You're

    invited

    to

    any

    stage

    I'm

    ever

    on.

    @NICKIMINAJ:Oh

    but

    trust

    me.I'll

    be

    on

    that

    stage

    to

    collect

    my

    awards

    for

    vid

    of

    the

    year.Feeling

    Myself&Anaconda.

    可可21日当天对霉霉恭喜后当场加入战场,表示“泰勒的提名实至名归,人们喜欢《1989》并没有错,没人有资格决定其他人更喜欢什么,我爱‘坏血’,当‘坏血’获得最佳录影带提名,我的第一反应是为了这个女孩高兴,而不是提名名单里为什么没有我。”

    《天选之子》中收录的歌曲没有参与今年的VMA评选,但专辑销量紧随泰勒的《1989》,首单The

    Chosen

    One下载量更不输麻辣鸡的两首单曲,所以可可开撕时丝毫不怵,底气足得很。

    在正主的带领下,各家粉丝打到不可开交,一方污蔑霉霉不为朋友说话、优越感十足、迎合VMA种族歧视,一方反击麻辣鸡吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸、自己得不到提名疯狂拉朋友下水、根本没把霉当朋友看待,第二天一早,金·卡戴珊发了一张展示身材的照片,用心可谓险恶,而凯蒂·佩里更是暗示是泰勒挑起女性争端。

    泰勒的焦虑又开始犯了,可可从她手里抢过手机,一个个拉黑删除那些咒骂她的评论。

    “这不公平。”泰勒丧气地低着头,“他们羞辱我只用一句‘瘦女孩’就可以,而我不能反击,否则就是政治错误…调遣我的伴舞可以,当我说了实话,我就是女性争斗的罪魁祸首…所有人都可以在领奖台上抢走我的话筒,因为恨我的人永远比想象中多。”

    “但是爱你的人总是更多。”可可晃了晃手机,“艾德也发文声援你了。”

    “这事泰勒根本没错,又不是她提名自己得奖,不能责怪她,她只是拍摄了好的音乐录影带而人们正好爱这些录影带,妮琪·米娜关于白皮肤才能得奖的观点有点多余了,因为碧昂丝的7/11也在其中。”

    “他对待朋友总是这么热心。”泰勒的情绪不高,“也许这次我应该道歉,平息这件事。”

    “为什么是你道歉?艾德说得对。”可可不赞成的目光飘过,“先挑事的人才应该道歉。”

    “就当是为了我明天在福克斯堡的演唱会,这事总要结束的。”泰勒对手机勾了勾手指,可可犹豫着递给了她。

    @taylorswift13:I

    thought

    was

    being

    called

    out.I

    missed

    the

    point,

    misunderstood.

    then

    misspoke,.I'm

    sorry,

    &lt;a href=mailto:&lt;a href=”mailto:&lt;a href=&quot;mailto:<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#eba582888082c5aba5a2a8a0a2a6a2a5aaa1cd8c9fd0a582888082c5aba5a2a8a0a2a6a2a5aaa1cd879fd0c48acd8c9fd0"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="1d53747e7674335d53545e56545054535c57">[email protected]</span>&gt;<span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="612f08020a084f212f28222a282c282f202b">[email protected]</span>&lt;/a&gt;</a>”&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#36785f555d5f1876787f757d7f7b7f78777c1051420d785f555d5f1876787f757d7f7b7f78777c105a420d19571051420d105a420d19571051420d10474359420d1051420d785f555d5f1876787f757d7f7b7f78777c1051420d785f555d5f1876787f757d7f7b7f78777c105a420d19571051420d"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="044a6d676f6d2a444a4d474f4d494d4a454e">[email protected]</span>&gt;<span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="4e00272d2527600e00070d05070307000f04">[email protected]</span>&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&quot;&gt;<span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="450b2c262e2c6b050b0c060e0c080c0b040f">[email protected]</span>&gt;<span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="c18fa8a2aaa8ef818f88828a888c888f808b">[email protected]</span>&lt;/a&gt;</a>”&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#206e49434b490e606e69636b696d696e616a0647541b6e49434b490e606e69636b696d696e616a064c541b0f410647541b064c541b0f410647541b064c541b0f410647541b"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="a8e6c1cbc3c186e8e6e1ebe3e1e5e1e6e9e2">[email protected]</span>&gt;<span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="5c12353f3735721c12151f17151115121d16">[email protected]</span>&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</a>

    @NICKIMINAJ:That

    means

    so

    much

    Taylor,

    thank

    &lt;a href=mailto:&lt;a href=”mailto:&lt;a href=&quot;mailto:<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#6c150319422c180d1500031e1f1b050a185d5f4a0b1857150319422c180d1500031e1f1b050a185d5f4a001857430d4a0b1857"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="146d7b613a5460756d787b6667637d72602527">[email protected]</span>&gt;<span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="166f7963385662776f7a796465617f70622725">[email protected]</span>&lt;/a&gt;</a>”&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#5c253329721c283d2530332e2f2b353a286d6f7a3b2867253329721c283d2530332e2f2b353a286d6f7a302867733d7a3b28677a302867733d7a3b28677a2d293328677a3b2867253329721c283d2530332e2f2b353a286d6f7a3b2867253329721c283d2530332e2f2b353a286d6f7a302867733d7a3b2867"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="5f26302a711f2b3e2633302d2c2836392b6e6c">[email protected]</span>&gt;<span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="d7aeb8a2f997a3b6aebbb8a5a4a0beb1a3e6e4">[email protected]</span>&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&quot;&gt;<span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="abd2c4de85ebdfcad2c7c4d9d8dcc2cddf9a98">[email protected]</span>&gt;<span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="bac3d5cf94facedbc3d6d5c8c9cdd3dcce8b89">[email protected]</span>&lt;/a&gt;</a>”&gt;<a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection#146d7b613a5460756d787b6667637d726025273273602f6d7b613a5460756d787b6667637d726025273278602f3b753273602f3278602f3b753273602f3278602f3b753273602f"><span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="542d3b217a1420352d383b2627233d32206567">[email protected]</span>&gt;<span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="e69f8993c8a692879f8a899495918f8092d7d5">[email protected]</span>&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</a>[爱心][爱心][爱心]

    @NICKIMINAJ:I've

    always

    love

    her.Everyone

    makes

    mistakes,

    she

    gained

    so

    much

    more

    respect

    from

    me.Let's

    move

    on.

    再撕下去,硬拼粉丝数量,泰勒的圈子几乎是碾压,而她们因此产生的裂痕恐怕难以修复,泰勒给了妮琪·米娜一个台阶,主动认领错误,妮琪立刻宣布两人和好如初,继续向前看。

    因为这场风波,可可又获得了一个‘平头姐’的外号,虽然她年纪轻轻,但为了朋友谁都敢刚一刚,每次第一个挺身而出,战斗力更是猛得一批——哪怕不算她自己的输出,她的粉丝里包括世界各地相当一部分的年轻球迷,论‘讲道理’,足坛表示从来没在怕。

    事件平息,可可却暂时困在了纽约,记者们已经知道她正寄住泰勒公寓,天天在楼下蹲她的行踪,她七月初在苏荷区一掷千金购买公寓的事也被《美国周刊》爆了出来,主笔称‘可可·怀特为了包养她的巴西球星而购置高级公寓’,而紧跟明星新闻的《太阳报》更为离谱,猜测‘可可·怀特为了便于和女朋友们约会定居纽约’,‘女友’名单里包括并不止于泰勒·斯威夫特、克里斯汀·斯图尔特、赛琳娜·戈麦斯、麦莉·塞勒斯、维多利亚·塞雷蒂,可可的马德里糊咖姐妹团旧友也多在其中,还有小网红主动认领女友身份,声称和可可有过一腿。

    这都哪跟哪?

    可可迷惑地对着镜子照了照,难道她看起来已经弯成一个圈了?

    不,不存在的。

    8.1

    奥兰多城主场对哥伦布机员,今天迟迟不肯发声的卡罗琳终于在社交网络上正式宣布几个月前已经分手,拒绝媒体一切遐想,可可也第一次以女友的身份坐在了奥兰多城主场的看台上。

    美职联的比赛和欧洲的五大联赛,乃至荷甲、苏超都有一定差距,但说是足球荒漠未免不公,奥兰多城体育馆的上座率非常漂亮,从老人到小孩,对足球感兴趣的人着实不算少,可可虽然没拿家属区球票,但也坐在前排最抢眼的位置,当大屏幕的镜头扫到她,全场沸腾,卡卡远远地抬了头,起哄声中,她不好意思地用右手挡住额头——比了一个字母K,另一边单手指天,模仿卡卡的庆祝动作。

    场面一度难以控制——下半场结束前六分钟,卡卡轰进一球,正版庆祝动作来临,可可周围的口哨声根本停不下来,只好猛喝一大口柠檬汽水应对这甜蜜的尴尬。

    奥兰多城5-2哥伦布机员!

    [——真的猛士,就是她坐在那里,我就知道这把稳了,男神也没了]

    [不是吧…连卡卡也?我的大男神也被小婊砸搞到手了??]

    [——奇奇怪怪可可爱爱?]

    [——不信天命,但信可姐]

    [——二专影锋其实暗示的是卡卡吧是卡卡吧!]

    [——除了二专,新专天选之子肯定是卡卡]

    [——这样看来我卡稳拿正宫身份啊]

    [——这一对请给我牢牢锁死!]

    [——一边神仙友情一边神仙爱情啊啊啊!!!]

    [——我最爱的女人和最爱的男人,人家一手一个]

    [——能不能数数渣可现在几杀了?]

    [——我一只手数不过来你敢信…]

    [——官宣一共就叁个,难不成你只有叁根手指头?!是不是因为造谣被砍的?]

    ……

    比赛结束后,可可像往常一样飞回了纽约,因为卢卡和伊莎贝拉的关系,他们对同居十分慎重,官宣也只是彼此在推特上发了一张卡卡在奥兰多城的10号球衣旁边摆着一个椰子的图片,没有@任何人,极其低调。

    可可这边,马儿在评论区留了一个哭泣的表情,还没等吃瓜群众展开暴风讨论,一波未平一波又起,C罗也被指出将于曼哈顿哈林区第五大道购买豪宅,地址离她上个月在苏荷区买下处于装修中的高级公寓只有不到二十分钟车程。

    [——…这是叁个说葡萄牙语的男人之间的故事?]

    [——叁个说葡语的男人和一个不会说葡语的女人]

    [——这但凡吵起来渣可都拉不了架]

    [——卡卡、C罗、内马尔、可可,这四个人随便两个组cp我都能嗑]

    [——草,楼上是个人才]

    [——这就人才了?那我先来,这四个人随便叁个组cp我都能嗑]

    [——新的嗑cp方式出现了]

    [——葡语组男孩们绝对快乐!内马尔:前辈和对手我都要!]

    [——这是什么魔鬼组cp???]

    [——可卡罗,叁人颜值组没人有意见吧]

    [——左手拎着可可,右手牵着卡卡,这么说我罗才是最大赢家?!]

    [——等等,为什么是拎着?而且为什么竟然毫无违和感?]

    [——可卡内才是王道,我只吃官配,两个官宣的巴西男孩一起上不比硬拉来凑数的某人强?]

    [——人家来都来了,实在不行一起吧,没事还能一起玩一盘紧张刺激的飞行棋]

    [——过!分!生!草!]

    ……

    Coco:追-更:po18de.vip